i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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