Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
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so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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