You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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