I just saw a hot homeless man
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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