he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together