have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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