You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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