She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
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can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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