we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Two words: nipple clamps
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