Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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