I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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