Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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