what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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