party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i used baking grease as lip gloss
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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