is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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