She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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