is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
my liver is dry heaving
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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