problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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