Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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