just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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