There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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