My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
