so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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