i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You can make out without kissing
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