i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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