just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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