i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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