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• (248): View more from Michigan

  yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?

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  Ya, why?

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  We should try that some time.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Its only 8 and she is already passed out

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  Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Her vagina smelled like bad decisions

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  These 23 People Are Living Shocking Lies

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle

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  Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at

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• (818): View more from California

  All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.

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  The 17 Absolute Worst Divorces Imaginable

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• (315): View more from New York

  I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?

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