Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
