it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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