I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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