If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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