I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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