There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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