I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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