I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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