how can u be prego again
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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