2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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