He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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