3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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