bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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