What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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