Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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