names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You don't make any sense
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