You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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