Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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