its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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