So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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