i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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