you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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