What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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