We should be called the Road Head Warriors
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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