friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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