you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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