I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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