if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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