"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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