is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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