So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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